Los Diablos Guapos are proud to announce: The Summer 2003 Bowling Mixer and Tournament of Champions!

TIMBERLANES got its most bumpinest dose of Brazilian Fevers on Friday night June 27th at the GUAPO Brazilian Bossanova Bowling Extravaganza! The Timber Lanes bar was mixing up cool caipirinhas, DJ Justin Reed was spinnin some fresh Brazilian beats, and the GUAPOS tested the Brazilian wax capabilities and thong-sniffing skills of several brave contestants! Just like in Rio, all the party people were buggin with hot thongs and a superfeather glitterfest flowing throughout the alley! Check the PIX below to see how the GUAPOS kick it - Brazilian style! Props to Miss Dustbunny for these HOT SNAPZ!!

Below you can see the official results from the Brazilian Bossanova Bowling spectacle, as verified by the GUAPOS! With a flurry of glittergreen hair and skin, the Astrogliders took home the finest style prize of the night... with close competition from Brazilian skin queens, Sergio Mendez, a rudecrew of sailors and a bunch of expatriate Nazi's! Meanwhile, the Well-Fingered Holes busted mad strikes and spares, to win highest cumtot of the night... taking home fifty pounds of Brazilian bananas!

LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS: bringing Rio straight-up to bowling in Chicago at the 2003 SUMMER MIXER & TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS!!

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