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BOWLING IS NOT a recreational activity. It's a sport. In sports you play to win. You give it all you got, you never quit, you never give up, you never down shift into a lower gear, you go full throttle all the way.
YOU STICK IT IN OVER-DRIVE, rip it off and stick it up the opposition's ass. If you don't play that way then you're not bowling and if you don't like it you can either go hard or go home or stand up and get knocked down, but either way you wind up in the same place: at the bottom of the heap, looking up as we put the boots to your ass on our relentless climb to the top of the bowling rainbow.
IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE TOP if you wanna rock and roll and we're Los Diablos Guapos, the world's finest no-holds-barred, full-contact, anything-goes bowling team and believe me...we wanna rock.
OUR PHILOSOPHY IS SIMPLE: rock it hard and do what it takes. Does it take a great bowler who throws a great game? That'd be nice but we've got none of that on our team.
WHAT WE'VE GOT is passion, intensity and a vicious bar tab. We've got a keen understanding of the game. We know when to throw a strike and when to throw a punch just like we know how to pick up hard splits and how to pick up easy chicks.
THERE'S A TIME to knock down a pin and a time to knock back a forty and we chart both with Swiss precision.
IF YOU WANNA RUN with us you better pump up your Pumas and tighten your laces because we don't stop until all the pins are down and all the bottles are empty.
WE'RE LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS, the world's finest no-holds-barred, full-contact, anything-goes bowling team and believe me...
WE WANNA ROCK.
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