| LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS POLISH THE ONE-BALLS! feb 10 2003 |
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LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS took on the One-Balls this week at Diversey Bowl with a massive set of huge, dangling, highly polished balls... and sent those card-playing fools back to the clubhouse!
Peep the PIX to see how LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS dropped mad styles on the One-Balls...
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The GUAPOS newest Bartending Cheerleader, Kand-ass the Great, showed up with cheers aplenty and a fresh 12-year-old for the GUAPOS enjoyment... |
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| So Elefante Gigante got right to work, measuring the seismic waves generated by Kandass's massive Booty! |
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Elefante Gigante and Condimento got each other all psyched up to rock out those One-Balled freaks... |
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 Elefante promptly amped himself to a massive three-strike level - |
 Meanwhile the Poontangler was cold lampin in a funky fresh pose. |
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| The GUAPOS took a small chronic break to refortify themselves with some cupcakes provided by the Baker. Condimento added some spicy mayonnaise to his, while Poony fed one to Elefante! |
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Kand-Ass practiced her cheerleading skills while Condimento pondered his next move... |
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| Meanwhile, Elefante got mad crazy high from his smelly pachydermal fumes! |
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| In the end, the One-Balls focused more on their idiot game of Euchre than the game of bowling itself, making them most unworthy competitors for the mightiness of LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS. May the One-Balls never spawn their evil seed again! |
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now THIS is what One-Ball is all about!