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Dear GUAPOfans, Bowling Elite and Well-Respected Rivals,
In Honor of Summer,
The World's Finest Full-Contact Bowlers, Los Diablos Guapos, hereby announce the 2001 Summer Mixer & Tournament of Champions: a spectacular summertime spectacle as our gift to bowlers and bowling enthusiasts everywhere.
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Eight teams will compete at the prestigious and intimate Timber Lanes to determine who the true Summertime Bowling Champions are... as well as to mingle, meet and make merry with bowling society's most handsome hotties and vexing vixens in a series of distinctly romantic and erotically exotic environments!!
Chicago's Timber Lanes has been secured for three rockin Sunday nights this summer, and the GUAPOS are proud to welcome the following mad competitors to bid for the Mighty Trophy of GUAPO Honor:
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GUTTER TRASH
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CHOICE JUNKIES
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WARGASM
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TEAM FUTOPIA
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VAGINA ANALOGS
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HANDSOME DEVILS
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TEAM SEXXXY
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LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS
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Members of the general public are invited to mix and mingle in style with the GUAPOS, compete for hot prizes, and enjoy cool beverages as the DJ's spin and the balls keep rollin all night long!
In keeping with all of the flavors of fun available under the hot summer sun, each night has its own distinct theme and style, all participants and observers are actively requested to code themselves to each night's flavored program! Others are hereby warned they may suffer a critical GUAPO beatdown; no non-participating party people will be allowed to play with our balls!!
Nightly prizes, top-notch smells, extra bonus points for style, nudity, attitude and intensity, super skilled DJs spinning sonic action, plus of course some special bonus super-secret attractions -- the GUAPOS present an opportunity too lovely for GUAPO fans everywhere to pass up!
THE DETAILS:
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GUAPO Kon-Tiki Bowl
July 15, Sunday 7 pm
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The GUAPOS summer bowling series kicks off with full-on Polynesian power!
Grab your grass skirts, tune-up your tikis, and haul ass to hula with the GUAPOS -- Hawaiian bowling style!
Exotic TIKI grooves will come alive at the hands of DJ LeDeuce and Mr. Unlucky!
Nothing goes with bowling shoes like a coconut bra and an easy lei, so wax your stick, mix yourself a mai-tai, and get all crazy torrid tiki!
YO: peep some mad TIKI PIXX from the event!!
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Miami Booty Bass Bowl
July 29, Sunday 7pm
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Get set to shake that ass on the lanes when the GUAPOS import the Miami booty bass style onto the bowling lanes of Chicago!
Pump the gold, feel the bass, wear your hot booty pants and get ready to make that BOOTY CLAP, because when the sub-woofers drop the BOOM it's all about the rumptacular action, yo!
Reprazent all your hoochie honeys and get 2 Live with your Crew when the bass-tacular booty action breaks out.
New: Check out the NASTY PIXX!!
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Super Happy Fun Show, OK!!
August 12, Sunday 7pm
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LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS are taking you LIVE to the set of a Japanese Game Show -- straight outta Shibuya, baby!!
Get ready to taste some Tokyo TV titties as Psycho Japanese TV comes to the Timber Lanes of Chicago.
Sapporo is Japanese for beer, and GUAPO is Japanese for BADASS!!
Check out the SUPER HAPPY FUN PIXX!!
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THE LOCATION:
Timber Lanes
1851 W. Irving Park Road
Chicago ILL
the GUAPOS will SHAKE YOUR ASS at the 2001 SUMMER MIXER & TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS!!
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