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    Are you ready to drop the boomin booty bass and shake that butt all in your face?!?

    Come check out Chicago's Finest Booty as the GUAPOS bowl it out with thug passion and ghetto GUAPO power!!

    The GUAPOS Miami Booty Bass Bowl is bumpin off at 7 pm this Sunday night, July 29th at Timber Lanes, 1851 W. Irving Park!!


    Booty Bass: where the great big booty blends with the cubano latin styles of Miami, resulting in rump-shaking, jeep thumping and bass pumping.

    Think Luke and 2 Live Crew and you're in the ball-park; strap on the daisy dukes and copious amounts of gold and you've stepped up to bat; bust out the thong, shake dat ass and wail, "Me so horny, me love you long time!" and you've hit the home run.

    It's Miami Booty Bass Night: GUAPO STYLE!!


    The GUAPOS
    are pleased to present
    Velcro Lewis' Wet and Wild DJ team who will be droppin booty beats and hiphop treats, and Miami Booty Bass Night brings you a menu of authentic thugg drinks like these to quench your thirst:

      THUG PASSION: Alize and Hennessy
      BLING BLING: Vodka, white grape juice and 7-up

      GHETTO SNIFTA:
      Hennessy and apple juice

    And of course Gin & Juice, Brass Monkey, and plenty more thug drink specials for all you ghetto partyholiks!!


    All observers and participants are welcome to participate in the GUAPO Booty Contest -- featuring such variables as best booty, biggest booty, best booty exposure, and best booty clap!!

    Winners will take home authentic hiphop memorabilia and other valuable prizes.

    If you wanna check out some Big Booty before the Miami Booty Bass Bowl, here are some GUAPO-approved linx!!



    MIAMI BOOTY BASS BOWL shakes down at 7:00 pm - SUNDAY, JULY 29!!

    THE LOCATION:

    Timber Lanes
    1851 W. Irving Park Road
    Chicago ILL

    the GUAPOS are gonna MAKE THAT BOOTY CLAP at the 2001 SUMMER SHAKEDOWN!!







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