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NAME: Senor Spanish Fly
AKA: That handsome guy leaving with your lady
DRINK OF CHOICE: My beer and yours, plus anything I can drip a little Fly Juice into.
AVG SCORE: It's about a 115, but if you convert that into pesos, I'm rollin a 1700.
BALL SIZE: "Sweet" 16
WAIST: With a tool like mine you gotta build a shed to cover it.
HIPS: Made for pumpin balls
SIGN: Drosophilia
BIRTHPLACE: Reno, Nevada
TURN-ONS: Mirrors and Missionaries daughters.
TURN-OFFS: Frida Kahlo
FAVORITE BOWLER: Teenage Asian Girls, now that's Fly's kinda TAG team
FAVORITE WRESTLER: Ladies Mud Wrestlers
FAVORITE WRESTLING MOVE: The Chapultepecker
FAVORITE NON-WRESTLING MOVE: Dropping the Pencil
IDEAL EVENING:I'd like to quote from Mr. Me, "You, me, 72 open lanes and 2 tickets to Wrestlemania". Hey, uh, Mr. Me, maybe we should hook up...
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