LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS will rock your dome.... Every other Monday night during regular bowling season, LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS wreck shop at Diversey Lanes, Chicago. Feared by opponents and recognized worldwide as the baddest no-holds-barred, full-contact bowlers on the planet, the GUAPOS strike terror in the hearts (and BOOTYS) of bowlers everywhere. Educate your mind with the GUAPOS Philosophy and, if you're old (or nasty) enough, be sure to check out the GUAPO Adults Only section!! Now, here's your chance to get up close, sweaty and personal with those handsome GUAPOS... Mr. Me Fantastic is the mightily-feared GUAPO, the GUAPO who keeps hittin strikes, even when he's wasted. Elefante Gigante keeps his trunk swingin' to knock mad pins! Who do you call when you need ten gallons of pickle relish and three titan strikes in a row? Condimento, of course! All the ladies love Spanish Fly... especially when he rubs himself. The GUAPOS are sorry to report that Demonio Rojo is now serving a two-year sentence in prison for tax evasion and is unable to bowl.