ELEFANTE GIGANTE elefante@losdiablosguapos.com NAME: Elefante Gigante AKA: The Trunk Strangler DRINK OF CHOICE: Goldschlager, baby AVG SCORE: 137 stateside. 223 when bowling in Amsterdam. BALL SIZE: friendly WAIST: for your face HIPS: for your nips. SIGN: Son of Scorpio BIRTHPLACE: Tecalitlan (underneath the bar) TURN-ONS: g-strings, hashish, AC/DC, ghetto booty TURN-OFFS: gutter balls, barbra streisand, beverly hills FAVORITE BOWLER: Johnny Petraglia. I saw the dude in Atlantic City back in '85, he was wasted off his ass. I personally saw him throw back six vodka tonics in less than thirty minutes! FAVORITE WRESTLING MOVE: The Mexican Cartwheel FAVORITE NON-WRESTLING MOVE: The Chocolate Banana FAVORITE WRESTLER: Andre the Giant: 7'4", 520 lbs IDEAL EVENING: sunken bathtubs, champagne, and lots of fuckin BOWLING