| CONDIMENTO condimento@losdiablosguapos.com |
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NAME: Condimento AKA: The Sandwhich Amigo DRINK OF CHOICE: Anything with Steak AVG SCORE: Northern Hemisphere = 156; Southern Hemisphere = 256 (I cop an extra hundred pins due to the Earth's rotation down there) BALL SIZE: XXXL WAIST: Kate Moss in a funhouse mirror HIPS: Ample room for extra luggage in the trunk SIGN: Pisces BIRTHPLACE: Argentina TURN-ONS: ketchup, mustard, tabasco sauce, relish, A-1 TURN-OFFS: hot pockets, the Bachelorette, DCFS FAVORITE BOWLER: Kris Kristofferson, not only is he a singer/songwriter, former fire jumper, Rhodes Scholar, and actor, the dude can straight up bowl! FAVORITE WRESTLING MOVE: The Carnival of Pain FAVORITE NON-WRESTLING MOVE: The Camel |
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