| MR. ME'S MESSAGE TO THE DEVIL DOLLS! mar 12 2002 |
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In a complete SHOCK to the GUAPOS, the formerly extremely cute DEVIL DOLLS didn't show up for this week's hotly-anticipated match against the GUAPOS!!! |
The GUAPOS, who had engaged in Tantric Bowling Preparations for weeks in advance to properly train for the Devil Dolls' sexy wrath, were understandably disappointed and disgusted at the utter lameness of the Devil Dolls!
Read on for Mr. Me's message to the Devil Dolls and all other would-be wack-ass no-shows!!
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Disgust. That's about all Mr. Me is feeling right now. "Oh, boo-hoo, give us another chance, we forgot to show, we were sick, we were working, we don't usually suck such extreme large ass and queef lameness..." |
Where were the GUAPOS last night? At lanes 7 & 8 of Diversey River Bowl. Where was our game? Lanes 7 & 8. Where were our balls? Lanes 7 & 8. Where were you? Who the hell cares since you weren't at lanes 7 & 8 getting your asses tattooed by Los Diablos Guapos. We don't do repeats, we don't do rainchecks and we don't waste our time with no-shows. If you had game, you would have brought it. If you had skills, you would have displayed them. If you were a team, you would have been there. When Mr. Me got hit by a car and Rojo had to take him to the hospital, Fly and Elefante did the GUAPOS right and went to bowl as a pair and won the series! When Spanish Fly was coming straight off an international flight from Paris, did he get sleepy and go home? No, he went straight from the airport to the lanes and rocked the alley! When it snowed like 17 inches or whatever the hell last year, the GUAPOS jumped in Mr. Me's ex-automobile and busted it to the lanes because we live to bowl! You Dolls, who aren't even fit to wear Lucifer's crown in Spanish much less English and shall from here on out be referred to as The Ditching Dolls for your no-showing ways, lack what it takes to compete in our arena. Inflatable props, pricks and tricks are a short-cut, a stand-in for the fire that makes true competitors. If you can sing it, bring it. Those who can't go, choose to no-show. |
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PASSERSBY ARE ADVISED NOT TO MESS WITH MR. ME WHEN HE'S PISSED!!