| LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS THROW DICK TO THE DEVIL DOLLS! mar 11 2002 |
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In what was expected to be the season's HOTTEST game, the GUAPOS were SHOCKED Monday night when the DEVIL DOLLS, in an apparent bid for "Wackest Team of the Year"... didn't even show for their long-anticipated match against the GUAPOS!!!
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Demonio Rojo and Mr. Me Fantastic got all pumped up on Pepsi One before the game... and the bottle proved to be a lot more exciting than those wack-ass no-show Devil Dolls!! |
| Mr. Me talks mad crazy shit to the non-existent Ladies of Lucifer... |
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While Elefante Gigante demonstrates his secret Pachydermal Penis, specially cleaned and prepared for this game! |
| All season long, the Devil Dolls claimed to want nothing more than a chance to get up close & personal with those sexy GUAPOS... |
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| But when NONE of them even bothered to show for the match, they gets nothing... at all!! |
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Elefante Gigante attempts to drop verbal doo-doo all over those lame-ass no-show Devil Doll opponents... |
| Then Rojo and Fly deliver mad middle-finger vibes to the cowardly Devil Dolls who were too sorry to show their satanic faces!! |
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| Needless to say, the GUAPOS stomped all over those blind Devil Dolls, winning 3 out of 3 by at least 150 pins each game!! |
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Elefante demonstrates the position those nasty Devil Dolls will have to take next time... if they ever expect to be down with the GUAPOS again!! |
| Let this be a lesson to all wack-ass, lame-brain, no-show opponents... dis the GUAPOS, and you're OUT!! |
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LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS will SMASH ALL NO-SHOWS because they're WACKER THAN WACK!!