| LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS MUNCH THE CHOICE CUTS! march 10 2003 |
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LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS did some serious meat-munchin this week as they chopped the Choice Cuts down from a sweet set of sirloins to some gristly ground chuck!
Peep the PIX to see how LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS combined a six-pound meatball, two pork chops and thirty pounds of buttercream to send those not-so-CHOICE CUTS back to the butcher...
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The GUAPOS got the meat feast started right with a massive, six-pound meatball - made with the finest Mexican spices and a secret dose of GUAPO sweat! |
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| The glorious mound of meat was quickly complemented by a gigantic bucket of buttercream, helpfully provided by The Baker! |
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 Rump Roast just loves those chops! |
But that wasn't all: new sponsor Morton's of Chicago also provided some fresh raw porkchops for the GUAPOS' enjoyment... |
 - which was gently tossed with buttercream for the ultimate taste extravaganza! |
| Elefante Gigante began tempting other pigmeat-lovin' bowlers with the delicious porky treats... |
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 And even the ladies couldn't resist some superfly swine nestled in their boobzone! |
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Meanwhile, Pot Roast of the Choice Cuts succumbed to the clarion call of sweet, luscious buttercream... |
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| ... then El Poontangler dazed and astounded the competition by delicately balancing a porkchop, cheesecake and key lime pie, one on top of the other!! |
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Some serious munchin' was taking place on the GUAPO-meatball... |
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| So Poony took a break to throw back some Pepto-Bismol shots to counteract any unsavory effects! |
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The Pepto-Beermol combined with a hearty dose of Condimento nipple easily got that Poontangler back into shape! |
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 Mr. Me and Poony busted a double-hoochie grab on Miss Rump Roast of the Choice Cuts... |
 Leading to a rather crunked condition for Rumpy... |
 So they proceeded to double-hoochie cooch each other! |
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Unfortunately, El Poontangler was momentarily disabled by the licking lips of Kandass... |
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| So Elefante quickly applied some emergency booby buttercream to Poony's swollen nips! |
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| Suddenly, Elefante's pachydermal booty was slathered in rich, sugar-packed buttercream.... |
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And the only obvious solution was a GUAPO buttercream lick-off session kicked off by El Poontangler! |
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 This led to an overwhelming buttercream frenzy throughout the bowling alley... |
 with a shot of buttercream straight to the dome... |
 And Elefante got upclose and personal with this devilish buttercream-smeared fan! |
| As you can see, the buttercream, pepto-shots, hot adult action and massive amounts of meat practically extinguished the Choice Cuts' chances of getting any real bowling done, so most observers agree that the GUAPOS won at least one game! Many thanks to the Baker, Pepto-Bismol and Morton's of Chicago for providing this evening's culinary delights! |
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pepto-beermol, meatballs and buttercream:
the ultimate GUAPO experience!