| LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS MUNCH ON THE CANDY STRIKERS! dec 09 2002 |
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The GUAPOS abstained from sugar for a month to prepare for their mighty battle against the Candy Strikers, but then went into a diabetic frenzy and knocked their sticky-sweet balls all over the lanes!
Peep the PIX to see how LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS bring the sugar rush...
| An investigation was launched this evening into the causes behind that huge RIP in the pachydermal pooch of Elefante Gigante.... |
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And yet another round of 1800 sponsored by the Baker got things started right! |
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| As you can see, the tequila caused the already-gigantic balls of Elefante Gigante to swell way beyond normal proportions! |
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| Fortunately, Mr. Me imported a case of super-secret Thai beverages from his recent expedition in Bang-Cock... |
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And the GUAPOS sucked on some Thai goodies for maximum ultra super power! |
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| This caused Elefante's balls to return to somewhat normal proportions - although one nut was clearly visible for the remainder of the night!! |
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El Poontangler decided to strike out on his own, and throw back nine solid shots of the Jagermeister... |
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| Throwing those Candy Strikers into a state of sugar-deprived frenzy and helping Elefante and Mr. Me each throw mad TURKEYS in the third game! |
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| Elefante worked his rear-entry magic on a GUAPO fan who couldn't resist his engorged pachydermal trunk... |
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And the BOOTY was examined for Elefante stains shortly thereafter!! |
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| The Candy Strikers were unable to sustain their meager scores throughout the entire evening - while they won the first two games by just twenty combined pins, the GUAPOS rocked their candy asses by more than 100 points on the third game, winning mad cumulative points! Next GUAPO rockin' shakes down 7:00 pm, Dec.30 at Diversey Bowl: are you ready for the Buttercream Challenge??!? |
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BEWARE when the GUAPOS are drinkin those mad Thai beverages!