LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS VS. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER oct 29 2001 The GUAPOS took on BETTER LATE THAN NEVER tonight in BETTER'S virgin entry to the Pizza & Beer League!! As you might expect, the GUAPOS busted right through their bowling hymen in a very special Halloween GUAPO session. Check the pix below and watch the GUAPOS wax that spooky butt!! Demonio Rojo and Spanish Fly get the party started right with a triple-fondle supreme on Porterhouse of the Choice Cuts!! Spanish Fly dropped mad Big Bird styles... While Elefante Gigante transformed into Pussyfante 2001!! Fly and Rojo engaged in an intimate GUAPO discussion in order to strategize more strikes for LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS... But it quickly devolved into a Supreme GUAPOSUCK Session!! Demonio Rojo thanks the anonymous GUAPOfan who delivered these pretzels to the GUAPOS... Senor Fly enjoyed them immensely!! Spanish Fly unfortunately had a rather large pubic outgrowth due to his lengthy incarceration inside nasty Big Bird!! Mr. Me Fantastic polishes his swollen balls before bowling... Then swiftly delivers a Tigersting Bitchslap to Spanish Fly!! Tonya Harding made an evil attempt to take out Mr. Me Fantastic with her patented Crowbar move... But Mr. Me quickly regained his stamina by consuming the chewy umbilical cord of a newborn virgin child!! As the GUAPOS soared towards an amazing three wins, no losses with multiple strikes, spares and turkeys, Mr. Me reveled in his nasty glory and bit the superfurry pubes of Spanish Fly!! Elefante Gigante and Demonio Rojo celebrate their hardcore victory over Better Late Than Never with multiple shots of Hot Damn and the trophy, once again defended!! It wouldn't be a GUAPOS event without tons of hot adult GUAPO lovin... LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS likes to drop that hairy freakness!! NEXT TIME: Will the GUAPOS hump Gary to death? Stay tuned and find out!! even hairballs get the blues