| LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS EAT THE BAKERS DOZEN! oct 28 2002 |
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The GUAPOS came ready to rock against the Bakers Dozen, but then got overwhelmed by a tidal wave of creamy butter and sweet sticky sugar all over the lanes!
Peep the PIX to see how LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS get all sticky -n- sexy...
| Mr. Me and El Poontangler started off the night by gettin all blurry with the new girl... |
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...but she got mad disgusted when Poony showed her his private nasty blue hole!! |
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| Without delay, the crafty Baker brought out a box of sweet sticky sugar-treats to tempt the GUAPOS... |
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And Elefante Gigante promptly began overdosing his pachydermal self with big bites of sugar cream fluff! |
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Mr. Me wound up on the floor following a triple-sugar-suplex from the likes of El Poontangler - |
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| And immediately started crying like a GUAPO baby!! |
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A round of tequila shots got rid of any pain quite nicely, however... | |
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So Mr. Me and Poontangler got all sweaty & sticky with a cherry-flavored makeout session on the lanes! |
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| Elefante and Mr. Me attempted to give Trashy Tasha a birthday squeeze, but she wasn't really able to grasp the concept - |
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So the GUAPOS got Gary to flash his sexy chest at Trashy Tasha to turn her all the way ON! |
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| The sweet and sexy sugar rush was enough to distract the GUAPOS from their ultimate goal of complete and total victory, but no matter: the GUAPOS have the pocket pussy to satisfy all other desires! Next GUAPO fun shakes down Nov. 11 at Diversey Bowl: will Gary take all his clothes off, once and for all? Stay tuned! |
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oh those GUAPOS love Miss Julia's legs...