| LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS BRINGS THE ACTION... check the action archives for proof! April 9, 2003: GUAPOS film a segment for CONTROL! March 10, 2003: GUAPOS vs. THE CHOICE CUTS February 27, 2003: GUAPOS make a spectacle at the TENbyTEN release party! February 10, 2003: GUAPOS vs. THE ONE-BALLS December 9, 2002: GUAPOS vs. THE CANDY STRIKERS December 7, 2002: GUAPOS rock RUSTY NAILS' MOVIESIDE! October 28, 2002: GUAPOS vs. THE BAKERS DOZEN September 30, 2002: GUAPOS vs. FOUR BIG BALLS September 22, 2002: GUAPOS tape an appearance on WILD CHICAGO! September 16, 2002: GUAPOS vs. THE PINHEADS March 11, 2002: GUAPOS vs. THE DEVIL DOLLS February 11, 2002: GUAPOS vs. THE HALFNUTS February 9, 2002: GUAPOS rock MISS MESSY STENCH! November 12, 2001: GUAPOS vs. THE PLAYBOYS October 29, 2001: GUAPOS vs. BETTER LATE THAN NEVER October 22, 2001: GUAPOS vs. THE NATURALS August 12, 2001: GUAPOS overdose on wasabi at SUPER HAPPY FUN SHOW, OK!! July 29, 2001: GUAPOS bump some nasty butts with MIAMI BOOTY BASS BOWL!! July 15, 2001: GUAPOS rock the TIKI-BOWL!! Los Diablos Guapos take a Sweet Summer Break April 30, 2001: GUAPOS vs. THE HOUSE OF OLD STYLE April 23, 2001: GUAPOS vs. THE RODEO HO'S March 26, 2001: GUAPOS vs. THE SUSPECTS February 26, 2001: GUAPOS vs. DIAPER CHILI |
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Over the past five years, LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS have busted chops on bowling lanes across the planet, but they now call CHICAGO their home, given the city's high number of vintage lanes on which they wreak their paths of destruction. Powered by large amounts of alcohol from the beautiful Julia at Diversey Lanes, the GUAPOS are often spotted while delivering Screaming Power Bombs toward any pin standing. The GUAPOS were recently spotted on Telemundo 44 droppin mad full-contact bowling on Spanish television fans everywhere!! |
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Here you see Mr. Me entering an early "happy" stage as he begins his first drink. Little do his opponents suspect the mighty tiger that will emerge once the liquor has taken its course!! |
Elefante Gigante keeps his top-secret Elefante Spray hidden until it is absolutely necessary to bring out this ultimate weapon. Discovered in a musty bodega in the alleyways of Oaxaca, this holy spray renders the bowling skills of opposing teams completely inoperable. It is believed that the secret ElefanteAroma contains sweat from seven different families of elephants, hence the super powers found within. |
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The GUAPOS emerge victorious -- and smelly -- from practically every battle they enter. Their 2002 "official" season record, which does not count points for style, flirting skills, or wrestling ability, does not truly reflect their superior standing to other teams in the league. The GUAPOS made bowling history in the summer of 2001 when they hosted the 2001 Summer Mixer & Tournament of Champions. Eight teams horny hula'd and booty-danced their way to a sushi-soaked finish at Timber Lanes in Chicago!! |
The GUAPOS are currently planning a national tour to dropkick each other and spread full-contact bowling fevers to boomin' grannies and sexy adolescents across the free world. Watch for the GUAPOS at an alley near you!! |
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In this photo you witness Mr. Me as he trains his fearsome fangs upon the probing tendrils of an unsuspecting Spanish Fly. This move, originating from warrior traditions in 14th-century Japan, takes years to perfect and can stun an untrained opponent. Mr. Me reports once using it on a lively trio of Mexican honeys, much to their private delight. |
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Mr. Me and Demonio Rojo comfort each other after a tough battle. Demonio is currently available to beat the hell out of any interested Simon & Garfunkel fans. |
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