LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS VS. THE RODEO HO'S apr 23 2001 The Mighty GUAPOS delivered a powerful smackdown to the RODEO HO'S this Monday night.... despite their best efforts to intimidate and overpower the GUAPOS, those HO'S lost two out of three!! The GUAPOS knew they could be in for trouble from the start. Those HO'S don't always play fair, and tonight was no exception. When they weren't STEALING the associated GUAPO tools of stinky destruction, they were busy stripping their clothes and licking GUAPO face in an attempt to distract the GUAPOS!! Such under-handed tactics have no place against the honorable GUAPOS, but this pattern of theft and deception wreaked havoc on GUAPO strategy. Armed with deceit and a sizable handicap, those nasty HO'S somehow won the first game!! Victory was short but sweet for the HO'S, however... Mr. Me Fantastic talked mad crazy shit through the GUAPOHORN and delivered powerful GUAPO strikes and spares like a tiger!! The GUAPO sandwich superfans also showed up in the second game, armed with afro's and a massive supply of sandwiches to restore the GUAPO power. As you can see from this photo, GUAPO 3:16 was fully in effect!! The second game also saw the GUAPOS disrobe to the fullest, revealing sexy GUAPO asses to daze and confound those nasty HO'S. Elefante also let his true ELEFANTE GIGANTE work its nasty nature on those HO'S. Before long, they too were entranced by the mighty trunk of the Elefante!! Spanish Fly was well-equipped with a bottle of that funky Fly Juice, which was used to deliver secret doses of Makers Mark-flavored power to the GUAPOS!! As you can witness from this sweet booty shot, the HO'S repeatedly tried to use their own skanky selves to tease the GUAPOS into submission.... But the GUAPOS were well-equipped with nasty GUAPO musk to overwhelm and disgust those RODEO HO'S!! Demonio Rojo busted a reverse ass-split on Elefante Gigante in order to enforce GUAPO success in the third game.... And Rojo's tactics worked, as the GUAPOS swept Game Three and sent the skanky HO'S packing... Those HO'S needed lots of paper towel after this game!! Next week: the final GUAPOS match of the season! Miss it and feel like a sucker!! everyone gets freaky when they witness the GUAPOS