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    LOS DIABLOS GUAPOS VS. DIAPER CHILI
    feb 26 2001


    The GUAPOS paid way more attention to out-of-control bowling balls and flying garbage cans than they did the lanes at this match.... DIAPER CHILI walked away with three out of three wins, and Lane 6 at DIVERSEY is now missing some fairly significant chunks!!

    Before the game, Demonio Rojo demonstrated his new lady-lovin technique. The DIVERSEY CHOLITAS were going crazy for this one!!

    The carnage was perhaps worst in the first game, as Mr. Me soared to new unexpected lows and explored his own personal theories of airbowling.

    Demonio Rojo helped Mr. Me gather his senses to attack the lanes with a vengeance...

    But despite several flying headbutts, three strikes, and a double superflex tooshie-push, the GUAPOS couldn't surpass 700 in the second game!!!

    Elefante and Mr. Me worship Hombre Del Fuego for best wishes in third game...

    But the third game crumbles under the effect of multiple pitchers of Bass, the flying garbage can and a surge of teenage girlfans!!

    The GUAPOS made up for the third-game loss with a solid round of TRASHCAN FEVER aimed directly at GUAPO HEADS.


    As you may have guessed, this game also featured lots of hot Adult GUAPO Love!!


    next week: does Gary submit to our demands and pit the GUAPOS against archnemesis HURRICANE DITKA??

    stay tuned!!




    some cracker who was hangin around...